Shut your YAPPER!

Me and Charlotte have just returned from staying with Crishna and in London for a sorta-long weekend.

On the way down we travelled down on a cramped Turbostar with a man who was playing dance music through his headphones as if they were a public address system. He was hard looking so I didn’t say anything There was also a bint-y woman in front who told us all about her previous night to approximately three of her friends who she would repeat the WHOLE of the event. God woman!

But then the trip was made all the more better by a cute young woman who was waving off her boyfriend, she was in tears just outside our window and it was really hard not to watch, but she was tres cool!

The trip back. Wow! We unfortunately got reserved seats next to an American girl of 20 and her English friend who would just not SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I learnt:

She was a design student in between her second and third year

She used to date a geek who didn’t have dress sense, who went round all Covent Garden with her and didn’t like anything she picked out for him. She split up with him just over two years ago, they went out for nine months.

She likes straight men who dress in flouncy gay clothes that she has picked out for them. She doesn’t like clothes they’ve picked out.

She graduated six months early from high school (C: prolly ’cause she’s ’special’ and they thought she better start early on her degree)

When she was 18 a fifty year old man took her to a wedding because (she was good looking and he needed a date) and he told her he fancied her, even though she was the age of his daughter.

She wants to go into shoe design, she wears Buffalos, she also likes Nine West, although finds that they pinch.

She is fickle. She told her friend that “this guy came back from the bar with two of his own drinks, like ewww!” and her friend explained she does that sometimes when there is a big queue. And she was like “Oh, yeh, cool”

She had stupid hair, with stupid colours and a gay looking style, also she was no looker to be making any of the comments!

Her friend was also irritating in the fact that she had the worst looking make up on and used her mobile phone to tell at least five people repeatedly that she was on the train, it was delayed (which it wasn’t!) that she was on the way to Nottingham and that she was putting their makeup on, on the train. Whoopie fricking doo.

otherwise, nice relaxing days
B & C.

Posted in Rants on July 27th, 2004

3 Responses to “Shut your YAPPER!”

CS said:

thank you for visiting

July 27th, 2004 at 10:44 pm
CS said:

And next time we’ll get up early enough to go to see the animals at the RSPC as well.

July 27th, 2004 at 10:45 pm
Charlotte said:

She had red/orange/yellow/pink hair and had dyed her eyebrows too

July 28th, 2004 at 12:27 pm

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