…’cause then you’ll see my heart in the saddest state it’s ever been
You know when you’re going to have “one of them” days. Firstly I wake up having been in bed for like 12 hours straight or something crazy and hear a faint knocking at the door. I knew Tian had gone out so I figured it was probably her coming back so I throw on a towel and stagger to the door looking like shit. But, no, it was some hot girl come to see one of my other housemates. Then, after having a shower, watching Clerks and general doing not a lot I decide to have a yoghurt before dinner (I know, but I was hungry) anyways I grab one from the fridge, open it and take a spoonful. Tastes a bit odd I thought, looking down it’s got fucking green shit growing in it. Apparently it went out of date on the 14th. Fresh cream and all 
So, I grab the always faithful Fruit Corner and manage to spill that all over my desk.
Anyways, no songs this week as I’m a lazy son of a bitch and I don’t really have much else to say apart from the fact that I tried to OD on tablets last week whilst I was ill and I’m still here, so yay for all you lot, more rambling!
Edit : I forgot to post earlier, congrats to my sister who is “with baby” now 
so hungry
B
Should have come to Woking - no hot girls here, and I’ve already eaten the mouldy food :p
No, I’d of probably hit a car on the way down. Seen as it’s about 3000 miles away from here.
Oh for a Tardis…
I’d prefer a DeLorean
But then you’re still limited to the roads…
Not if it’s the DeLorean from the second episode on..
“Where we’re going we don’t need roads!”