…We have men, we’ve got rockets, we’ve got saran wrap – FIX IT!!!

In a departure from Friday Fives that I’ve been awful at updating lately, here is a different Friday Five. It’s not music, it’s comedy and comedy from my FAVOURITE comedian. A guy that’s not really known in England but, I’m guessing, big in America. Lewis Black. A man that seems to share the same style as me.. One actually on the edge of his personal sanity. Or as he describes it…

“being on the Titanic every single day and being the only person who knows what is going to happen.”

Anyways, here’s five of his best sketches in my eye. If you like these then go seek out more of him on Google Video and similar.

The End on Comedy Central
Talks about: Having Superbowl instead of a religon, Adverts you don’t know the meaning of, MTV destroying music, Empowerment, Christmas is the beast that cannot be fed, Candy Corn, Back to School Holidays and the End of the Universe in Houston, Texas.

Queers
Talks about: iPod Nanos, What’s important? The gays! The End of War, Jew’s don’t kidnap and kill and destroying the American family, stylishly.

Comedy Central Presents Lewis Black
Talks about: weatherman are liars, too gray to work, giant frogs, sunblock, don’t get flu shots, my health club, bake me some pancakes, horses and college, the country has lost it’s mind, is oral sex adultery?, LSD prepares you, what’s the difference between a democratic and a republican? and functioning without a leader

Black on Broadway
Talks about: hydrated, the end of water as we know it, how dumb do they think we are? 56 bottles a week, carrying water as a baby and the bottom line on health.

On the Old Testament
Talks about: GWB Visiting the hosipital, If there was a loving God, The first book wasn’t good enough for Christians and There are Jews that walk among you

Au revoir mon pomme de terres.

off to post some ebay stuffs
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