Here are some quotes from Boy Meets World.

Cory Matthews

- He can’t do that, it’s against the Geneva detetion convention.
- So what if she makes purring noises when we make out *pauses* perhaps I’ve said too much.
- I took an umbrella and shoved it down your throwt and then I opened it…Shawn, I Mary Poppin’s ya!
- *gasp* Top-an-ga!
- We should of taken more classes our senior year…we have entirely way too much time on our hands.
- We are a masterpiece and I don’t care what you think right now, we’re gonna be together forever
- Yeah that’s just what I’ve always wanted, to be Topanga’s boyfriend. Then we can name our children Chewbacca and Plankton
- What if he’s just like Feeny, only… Feenyer
- *Seeing Lauren behind him* Oh my God! She’s wearing a Lauren costume.
- Topanga, at what point when you were paying to have this done to your hair did you look in the mirror and say, ‘This looks good!’?
- What goes around, goes around and around
- We can have Christmas your way and the next year maybe we can have it my way and the year after we can have a combination of both our ways… With the emphasis on your way.
- When I get a hair cut, it looks terrible for like… the first six weeks. All of a sudden it looks terrific for like… a day. Then it’s time for another haircut. It’s what I like to call The Haircut Cycle of Shame.
- It’s hard to imagine you as a boy. Did your parents call you Mr. Feeny?
- Guys with one eyebrow: What’s their problem?
- I got hair on my chin, on my chest, and other places where I don’t see how having hair on is really gonna help me!
- *To his baby brother*You are going to learn something from life every day. And make mistakes. And you’ll make good friends and Mr. Feeny will probably teach you every grade you’re ever in. And maybe someday you’ll fall in love with a woman as wonderful as Topanga.
- I’m not drooling, I’m crying…through my mouth.
- You and I are gonna have a child? But we’ve only kissed, I knew I was a good kisser but wow.
- I’m supposed to see other people. You’re supposed to wait until I die.
- HONEY-MOO-OON!
- I hit my father. If this were the Bible, I’d be a father-smiter! I’d be Cory, Son of Alan the Bruised!
- If am killed on this mission find out the answer to that car wash problem from Feeny and have Topanga channel it to me.
- Sex does not sell. Focus on the bacteria!
- No mistress Topanga I think its the opposite of funny. I think its…wood.
- Topanga’s off realizing how much she loves me. She tells Angela. Angela says, “Hm, you know what? I love Shawn, too!” They come over here… huggy huggy… kissy kissy… Get your hand off that… We’re back to normal!
- Someday Topanga will be a mother and I’ll be a father …or an uncle, or the way I’m going, the guy down the street with the binoculars…
- Oh, why do I have to be so attractive?
- Ever since I was young I never understood anything about the world, and I never understood anything that happened in my life. The only thing that ever made sense to me was you, and how I felt about you. That’s all I’ve ever known and that’s enough, that’s enough for me, for the rest of my life. Topanga, we gonna get married?

Topanga Matthews

- I do my thing and you do your thing. I am I and you are you. But in the end if we end up together, it’s beautiful.
- How do you accidentally kiss someone? Did she slip on a rug and your lips broke her fall?
- Wherever life takes us I want it to be with you, forever or until tomorrow.
- You won’t listen to each other, you won’t listen to me, Maybe you’ll listen to Mr Feeny.
- I’ll get pregnant! Get out of my way!
- You yelled at me… But I’m Topanga!
- I can’t fail. I’ve never failed.
- I have 699 A’s. I need one more. Give me the A, Feeny!
- You know where he won’t let me touch. ‘No not there, I might get cancer’.
- There’s no ‘M’ in ‘cuddly’
- We’re only seeing other people because what else are we supposed to do?
- I wasn’t sure this day would ever come, but you were. I wasn’t sure love could survive everything we put it through, but you were. You were always strong and always sure. And now I know I want you to stand beside me for the rest of my life. That’s what I’m sure of.

Shawn Hunter

- Marry me! I live in a trailer park, and have no education, but my hair does this! *Flips hair*
- Oh no, I Cory-ed this up, didn’t I?
- *after kissing Angela passionately* COLD SHOWER!
- That’s the sound you make when your best friend takes a gun and stabs you in the back right in front of your eyes
- Cory, I am but a simple idiot. But the one thing I do know, you and Topanga are just like grapefruit juice and orange juice. You shouldn’t be together - but somehow you are.
- This break up is having severe ramifications on me.
- Feeny says that if my grandmother dies again, he wants to see the body.
- Cory, either the lights just went on or I got an idea!
- Mr. Feeny you’ve got no right trespassing on your own property.
- Just like you and Topanga, a perfect fit
- Gotta love Halloween. It really brings people closer together.
- I’m my own worst Eskimo!
- I don’t know. I only speak the language, I don’t understand it.
- Perhaps you thought i used up all my emotional strength over the last 53 days. but i have kept just a little. right here, in the pumper, for i always knew this day would come. and i am prepared for you, my beloved friends, to squeeze out the last drop of my emotional toothpaste.

Eric Matthews

- DUCKIES!
- You see, duckies are good because not only do they give you that non-threatening sense of security, but you can feed them crackers and you can ride ‘em. See, duckies are the horsies of the ocean. No really, they are.
- Fe-fe-fe-fe-feeny (And many variations of this Feeny call)
- Excuse me! Excuse me! Not that Mr Matthew’s, the other Mr. Matthew’s, the cheating Mr Matthew’s, the one I used to be proud to call my daddy, what room’s he in? What room’s he in? WHAT ROOM’S HE IN?
- I have known Feeny for, whats it been? *pause* 57 years now.
- It was a night like any other. You know the kind, like day-only darker
- Well, how do you expect me to come back to a place where I had my heart ripped put of my chest and thrown around the room like it was a… a… like it- like a…nerf heart!
- I can’t support this family, I am not a monkey!
- In conclusion, cheese, chocolate, watches. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you the Swiss.
- Cory sex is like a bike without training wheels, you try it before you’re ready and you’re gonna fall off and break your head.
- This is the last time I buy something from http://www.HowdySucker.com.
- Smells good out here, what is that…tree?
- No, no, no, no! My new nut name is Sunflower Fortunato!
- Hi, I’m Eric Matthews, amateur sleeper, ready to turn pro.
- What? Oh, come on, that’s impossible. You get 200 points just for signing your name. *Jason shows him the test paper* Two T’s in Matthews! Stupid, stupid!
- Girls want commitment, guys want girls.
- This is who I am now, Daddy. I’m a townie. You know, I’m worse than a townie because I rely on my parents for economic support. I didn’t even buy this cereal. I mean, you bought this cereal, you bought my clothes, you bought this cereal. You bought the milk that was white when it started but it’s chocolate now ’cause it’s Cocoa Puffs and I’ve been sitting here for nine hours.
- Why don’t you cram it, talk boy? That’s all you’re good for is talk. Oh, talkkity talk, talkkity talk talk talk, talkkity talk talk! Oh, look! Oh, look it’s great! Trailer boy’s got all the answers! Y’know, trailer boy? There’ something you don’t have. BAM! Penny!
- Life’s tough get a helmet
- Feeny, we could go into business together! We’d call it… “Eric and Sons”!
- Don’t you see what you’re going through? this is your middle east crisis.
- Residual. To leave over. Like if your mom makes a pot roast and you don’t finish it. What you have left over is the residual pot roast. Residual.

Jack Hunter

- *Reading Chet’s old bills* final notice…last warning…pay up…we’re not kidding this time.
- All right, by a show of hands, how many people are tired of Eric?
- Because. He’s my friend. Because I like him. And no matter what crazy things he says or does, I still like him. God help me, I still like him.

Mr. Feeny

- I show up, I teach, why isn’t that enough?
- Mr Matthews, I have no idea what you’re talking about, and that’s the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it.
- Mr. Turner, we are not in high school….well, yes we are. But we’re teachers, you fool.
- You were always my most interesting student, Mr. Squirrels.
- So, Eric. Have you perused the tastefully lascivious Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue?
- Well, when you live next door to a bunch of psychos…

Morgan Matthews

- Weeny! It says Weeny!…I can read!
- *Dials 911* 9-1-1. Hello? Yes I’m stuck here and I can’t get back and my parents are outside fighting. Listen.
- *Being read a story* The purple duck is quite the over achiever isn’t he?
- Eric girls will dump you all the time get over it

Amy Matthews

Alan Matthews

- You don’t need a plan, nobody else has a plan.
- Guys are always rush rush rush, they just want to do it, but with women you have to buy them a car first.
- A judgment I made a long time ago is that Shawn Hunter is the best friend that my kid ever had. And I will kill to protect Shawn Hunter from people like you.