Boy Meets World Scenes

Here are some really funny scenes.

Eric: You jumped out of a moving plane rather than talk to me.
Alan: You’re exaggerating. The air sucked me out, like a vacuum.
Eric: You hit the ground and started running!

Jack: Take the money to the bank, deposit it, and come right back. Can you do that?
Eric: Take the money to the bank, deposit it, and come right back.
Jack: Keep saying it.
Eric: Take the money to the bank, deposit it, and come right back. *enters bank* Take my mommy to go see Frank, clean my closset, and take a nap…hey where am I? *looks at money bag* oh yeah.

Man at hotel desk: *Cory rings bell* Hello
Cory: Hello.
Man: Are you checking in?
Cory: Me? no, no you thought I was checking in, no, no I’m just admiring your bell here, what’s this made of? Is this real bell? I was just here to say hello. *rings bell* hello…. Hi i’d like a room please.
Man: Alright.
Cory: For the reason of tiredness and it’s been a long journey.
Man: So you want a bed?
Cory: Yes! Well it always doesn’t always have to be a bed; we could do some dancing first.
Man: So would u like a king size bed or 2 doubles?
Cory: What would you recommend for someone such as me.
Man: Well have you ever been tired before?
Cory: No actually this is my first time ever being tired.
Man: Exactly how tired are you.
Cory: Lets put it this way, if I don’t get a room I might fall asleep right here
Man: Well we wouldn’t want that to happen.

Topanga: Mmmmm…. This is really good. Have you guys ever tried hot mulled cider?
Eric: No, nog, we’re an egg nog family.
Topanga: If this is tradition, I would never want to interfere with tradition. It’s just that my family’s always had cider.
Cory: Well, we could have both, huh?
Eric: How?! How could we have both? You ever been to the super market? The cider’s no where near the egg nog. You know why? They hate each other!

Eric: Check this out. It says here the uterus has accordion like folds that can expand to accommodate a baby up to 22 pounds. Man, women are so lucky.
Jack: Eric, I’m eating.
Eric: It also says here that when a woman breaks her water she’s actually lost her mucous plug.
Rachael: I’m done.

Shawn: Now I am shocked and dismayed.
Cory: You can’t be both. You be shocked and I’ll be dismayed.

*Drunken Shawn & Cory*
Shawn: You just called her “our-manga”
Cory: It’s not “our-manga” is “my-manga”

Topanga: What are you looking at??
Shawn: Is that a new blouse?
Topanga: Yeah, i got it over the summer.
Shawn: Summer was very good to you.
Topanga: Yeah, well at least what i’ve got is real *pulls off Shawn’s fake sideburns*

Topanga: C, C, C, C, D.
Shawn: Wow, Topanga, you did really lousy.
Topanga: Those are your grades, Shawn.
Shawn: Oh, yes!

*At School*
Eric: Mr. Feeny! Imagine seeing you here.
Feeny: I work here.
*Later in their backyard*
Eric: Oh, Mr. Feeny! Imagine seeing you here.
Feeny: I live here.

Kenny: “Hey, Topanga, can I borrow your big pencil?”
Shawn: “They’re not divorced, Kenny! It’s just a trial separation. And don’t think I don’t know what ‘borrow a pencil’ means, ok? Nobody-NOBODY-has borrowed more pencils than Shawn Hunter.”
Cory: “Thanks for not getting in the middle of this.”
Mr. Feeny: “We’ll return to The Young and the Restless after this word from Feeny. And here is the word: Shut up!”
Shawn: “Mr. Feeny, I’m sure, if you recall the pain of being stabbed in the back by a girlfriend–”
Topanga: “I didn’t stab him! He stabbed me!”
Cory: “Oh, I’d stab myself before I’d stab you. Kenny, give me that pencil!”
Kenny: “I don’t have one!”

Topanga: How can you keep us here against our will?
Feeny: A minus.
Topanga: *sitting down* Well played old man.

Eric: “Fine. I’ll do it. I’m the oldest.”
Jack: “Actually, I’m the oldest.”
Eric: “Yeah, but I’ve lived the longest.”
Jack: “Ok. Fine. You go.”

Cory: They used to be Topanga’s parents and now they’re the in-laws..now they hate me!
Alan: Why?
Cory: The same reason grandma hates you!
Alan: Oh, got it.

Cory: “You’re a pig you know that?”
Shawn: “Hey I’m in a growth spurt, I need fuel”
Cory: “Yeah well those of us who sit behind you don’t like the exhaust fumes”

Cory: So, how’d I do on the test?
Mr. Feeny: A
Cory: I got an A!
Mr. Feeny: No, A is the only answer you put down before you fell into the coma.
Cory: So what grade did I get?
Mr. Feeny: Well you answered one out of 40 questions and you got it wrong, what do you think you got?
Cory: Can it be found at the beginning of the word…FAHITA?
Mr. Feeny: Si senior.

*After being beaten by Eric & Rachel playing the Fiance game*
Cory: Topanga, it was a game, a stupid game!
Topanga: You know what this means we have to do, don’t you?
Cory: Topanga, it was a stupid, lousy, rotten game!
Topanga: Live together.
Cory: That game’s a genius!

Topanga: Cory if we’re going to be married we have to be able to be honest with each other. We should learn from this. From right now, total honesty.
Shawn: It’s a trap!
Shawn: *Singing* Trap! Trap! Trap! Trap! Trap! Trap!!

Harley: Who are you?
Mr. Turner: I’m a teacher.
Harley: That’s why I didn’t recognize you.

Amy: We were looking right at him…
Reporter: You were looking right at him?
Alan: …We were looking right at him… and he… vanished.
Reporter: When you say vanished, you mean…?
Amy: He dissapeared!
Reporter: When you say dissapeared, you mean…?
Alan: He… vanished.
Reporter: How about that.

Cory: You know what, you never ever told me about your first time.
Eric: Remember Mitchel Davis?
Cory: There’s an unexpected surprise, why don’t you tell me your second time?

Cory: Let me see that!
Topanga: *Roars*
Cory: Niiice demon! *Pats her head*

Cory: This was beyond humiliation, way beyond. This was agubua!
Alan: Agubua?
Cory: It was so bad I had to invent a word!

Mr. Feeny: Gentlemen, this kind of behavior is juvenile and unbefitting of college sophomores. Did you really put a car in her room?
Cory & Shawn: *laughing and nodding*
Mr. Feeny: *laughs* That’s great!!

Morgan: Mommy If my dolly is cold can i put her in the toaster oven?
Amy: No that would be a mistake
Morgan: mommy i made a mistake
Amy: Cory didnt you smell that
Cory: I just thought we were having plastic for dinner
Morgan: I don’t care what she looks like Debbie’s my doll and I love her

Topanga: “Cory, Nick has nothing to do with you.”
Cory: “Must you use his name?”
Topanga: “So what do you want me to call him?”
Cory: “Sally. I want you to call him Sally”

Cory: No, I don’t get hit by a bus.
Stuart: Why not?
Cory: Because I use the crosswalks, I memorize the bus schedules, and if I got a wife like Topanga, I ain’t leaving the house!

Shawn: You know he’s going to drop the ring down the minister’s pants?
Cory: And dive right after it. Both hands.
Shawn: The guy will freak, of course.
Cory: Then they knock the candles over.
Shawn: The place gets set on fire.
Cory: And here come the firemen with their axes a chopping.
Shawn: And Topanga will blame…
Cory: Me!

Cory: You got Feeny this year?
Shawn: Yeah.
Cory: Which courses?
Shawn: All of them.
Cory: Yeah, me too.

Cory: My brother is a moron.
Eric: Which nobody can deny!