May 17th, 2009
Someone wants to give me a CCJ – as you do…

This week has been abso-fucking-lutely knackering. I am so God-damned tired and I still have three days till I get a day off. Thankfully, I’ve got the whole of the bank holiday weekend off so that I can see teh Bex – but I fear I’ll be too knackered to do anything except demand that [...]



January 11th, 2009
She gets grumpy, when she doesn’t come…

…she says “Hey boy, you get all the fun!”
Just finished watching Series 3 of The Wire.. Man, I forgot how utterly-fucking-amazing that show is/was and all without ad breaks this time around due to the beautiful people at ISOhunt. I think when I’d watched it previously I’d only got to about Series 2 (how adorable [...]



December 31st, 2008
They’ll teach the kids about sodomy…

It’s been out a month or so and I hadn’t seen it, so maybe you haven’t too and it’s NYE and apart from doing a daft NY meme there isn’t much else to do and Crishna has gone out and not left me the keys and there is a pavalova in the oven but I [...]



September 26th, 2008
Is it wrong to get teary at a cartoon?*

* This is in no way reflective of the author’s status during film.

Just watched WALL-E. Fantastic film. You should go watch it. Really. I can’t believe I’d not watched it before now and I’d had so many offers to see it at the cinema with random people and their kids but dismissed it as being [...]



June 30th, 2008
A real character in the story of your now distant life…

Bonjour!
Again, nothing exciting has been happening in my life lately but I felt the need to post because I’m bored this morning and can’t sleep.
Work is going really well so far, just a couple of quibbles. Such that the Staff West car park is almost back in Liverpool, it costs too much in petrol, there [...]