Blatently just stolen from the awesome Facebook forum I work in Retail and have thus lost all faith in humanity:
Originally posted by Kyla Dimitrov
I am a cashier… I also have extensive knowledge in accounting, childcare, medicine, gourmet cooking, allergies, global warming and the environment.
I know where all our produce is grown, and I keep an [...]

…we can talk, we can cry, we can tell each other lies and call this our goodbye.
In which my life becomes a series of bullet points because I don’t have the energy or creative spirit to write in paragraphs.

Bookshop – main focus of my last two weeks has been around the new store we’re opening [...]

I don’t know whether it’s because I do the rota typing up, but I’ve landed quite a nice Christmas/New Years working rota….
Monday 15th December – 10.00 – 18.00
Tuesday 16th December – DAY OFF
Wednesday 17th December – 12.00 – 20.00
Thursday 18th December – 11.00 – 22.00
Friday 19th December – 10.00 – Finish
Saturday 20th December – DAY [...]

Found this whilst browsing YouTube… hey, what else do I have to do with my day?

They sure do have a lot more fun than our store. But then again, that’s Chester, they probably don’t have a high ratio of thieving bastards.
Feeling sick from my crumpets
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